1. if you drink with your friends and share the same glass, and pass it around, you could be a FILIPINO.
2. if you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, you just might be Filipino.
3. if you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room.
4. if you have a very good sense of maniana habit, you might be Filipino
5. if you have a "barrel man" in you house, you may be filipino..(you know.. the wooden man.. when you lift up the barrel___________schwing!!)
6. if you smoke in your house.
7. if you put up your knee while eating
8. if you eat kanin and ulam using your hand.
9. if you are paki ALAMERO/ALAMERA.
10. if you say SUGAROL, BABAERO at TAMADOR.
11. if you are CHISMOSA
12. if you say Comfort Room instead of RESTROOM.
13. if you say For TAKE OUT instead of TO-GO
14. if you point with your lips, then you might be a filipino.
15. if you say open of close the lights, then you might be a Filipino
16. if you nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino.
17. if your nickname is "boy", you might be a Filipino.
18. if you asked for Colgate instead of a toothpaste.
19. if you say "Canteen" instead of cafeteria.
20. you eat under Developed duck eggs.
21. you call it "ballpit" or "ballpen", not a "pen"
22. "one jeep only"
23. if you say KODAKAN, instead of take pictures.
24.if you say Mano po
25. if you refer to your Refrigerator as "pridyeder"
26. if you say "bitch" instead of "beach".
27. if you say "BOOSE" for "Bus".
28. if you cover your sofa with bright red and green blankets.
33. if you have a Last Supper quilt tacked on your dining wall.
34. if you drive a Mercidez-benz with maroon seat covers.
35. if you have a rosary on the rear view mirror of your car.
36. if you have a SANTO nino shrine in your living room.
37. if you buy karaoke system first before stereo and TV.
38. if you know what is "chocolate meat " is.
39. KUNG MAY TABO SA KANILANG KUBETA, PILIPINO KA!.
40. If you say chok-o-late
41. IF YOU DIDNT HEAR OR UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AND YOUR FIRST EXRESSION IS "HA?". YOU MIGHT BE PILIPINO.
42.if you're standing next to 8 big boxes at the airport.
43.if you say "HOY!!" to get someone's attention.
44. if you make "PARA" on a Bus.
45. if your car churps like a bird when it's reverse.
46. if you turn around when you hear somebody say "pssssssssssssssssssst!".
47. if you like peanut butter with chocolate.
48. if you instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal, you're probably....
49. if you laugh seeing somebody slip......
50. if you burp when youre BUSOG.
51. if you call somebody "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!..."
52. IF you smiles a lot even for no reason.
53. if you wash your clothes by hand, you might be Filipino.
54. if you own both a rice cooker, and an air pot.
55. if you refer to "Accent" and all other forms of monosodium glutimate as "Ajimoto" you are probably a Filipino.
56. If you have a cartful of corned beef during a sale, you are definitely a Filipino.
57. if there are 2-3 pairs of flip lops outside you door.
58. if you go to department store and try to bargain price.
59. if you say kutex instead of nail polish, you are one too.
60. if you are stomeped when asked what kind of bread in a deli.
61. if you miss an umbrella during a hot summer day, you might be.
62. if you call the waiter"BOSS" or "brad" in the restaurant. Also when the waiter brings you food you didn't order even when there are two waiters per table.
